My favourite street go a way I want to live there
A cop pulled me over and said papers
Curie thought she saw her brother get a treat. Thus began an interpretive protest dance.
People who think they know it all are especially annoying to those of us who do
grumpy cat look like stan lee
Two things where have you been all my life.
I don't want the toys that came in the box.
ID catch a grenade for ya
Why fall in love
Did you say get off the counter
Forget the past: you can't change it forget the future
I think you're pretty
They laugh at me because l'm different
I have everything yard eat a snickers
Welcome to my nightmare
Please don't let the cat out. No matter what it tells you.
I purred once I thought I was dying
When you finally get to a fancy restaurant and wonder what in the world you just ordered
I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk or be around anyone
Only you. No kidding
I hate everything
You want cuddles?
l went to Disney World and ate mickey mouse
If you don't have anything nice to say
I have come to conclusion that a bag of cheddar cheese is sharper than you.
You can't put that on the test
I know you had a rough day
I am so cold, Warm me up pls?
Roses are red violets are blue I puked in your coffee and pooped in your shoe
TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COULDN'T
STAND ME THIS YEAR
JUST LETTING Y OW NET YEAR
IS GOING TO BE EVEN W
Good people are found in every corner of the earth. But the earth is round.
I’m Not Blocking The View
I AM The View
I will eat your happiness
Do you hear that? It's the sound of no one caring
So tell me what has been bothering you
Come back, I haven't finished insulting you yet
Sarcasm because murder is illegal.
Will you still love me tomorrow?
The only extra weight I need to lose is you.
Humans? You mean slaves?
IF YOU'RE SAD, ABOUT, BEING ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY, JUST REMEMBER
If at first you don't succeed stop trying.
All for one, one for all
I keep hitting the escape key..But I'm still here
I looked up stupid in the dictionary. They spelled your name right.
What an interesting story.. Now it's my turn. Once upon a time I didn't give a shit.
When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. It is hard only for others.
Everyone thinks I'm a boy.
You're allergic to cats? Good, I'm allergic to idiots.
If you don't have anything nice to say come sit by me and we make fun of people together
The way you breathe is irritating can you please just stop
Roses are red violets are red tulips are red,
the worst thing after waking up? everything until i go to bed again
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
Dashing through the snow, with a shotgun in my hand
I hate everyone grumpy cat eat a sinkers
I'm sorry to tell you there is no cure for your stupid
If I had a dollar for every time i thought of you I would be broke
I have a dream that one day you'll shut up
Mom they called me fat, you're not a fat you're just fluffy
Who let the dogs out
I heard santa on the roof so I turned on the fire place
I see your face and It's nothing like I've ever known before
I'd like to little song sing a about a guy I ate
I need your love I need your time
I love you, you love me I hate you
Your gift is in the little box
whoever woke me up is going to die
If i have or done anything to hurt you I don't care
Mary had a little lamb..nobody cares