Jim Parsons has actually never seen an episode of Star Trek. Every nerd in the world is disappointed
Who else sets their alarm like this? 6.15am 6.20am 6.25am 6.45am 6.50am
How close I am to losing my shit
how to ask out a girl
"Whats that in your bag?" "An AK-47" "No, next to that" "A bag of cheetos" "You can't bring that
When your muslim gf invites you over for dinner
when your crush likes someone else
The look you give your best friend when your teacher says, ‘Find a partner."
Son, i would like to meet your girlfriend. Me too...
Where is your Project? forgot to bring it!
When the teacher moves you away from your friends
Your Best Friend Face in front of your Parents
When you're drunk but need to set an alarm for the morning
When you thought the fart would be silent
be careful who u call ugly in middle school
College expectations Vs Reality
Legendary Hello everyone? “ but you're just talking with me ..
when you look cute but you're not summer ready
I'm Single. I'm Single too Do you knnow what it means ? It means we both are ugly.
2008: Joseph Schooling meets his hero Michael Phelps 2016: Joseph Schooling beats his hero Michael
I love you I have a boyfriend
WALKING PAST THE MAKEUP STORE LIKE
Fries before guys, am I right?
No one is born racist
When your crush walks in and your friend moons at you like
YOU GO TO SCHOOL NOTHING HAPPENS YOU MISS ONE DAY
when you're looking for a desk on the first day of school
What's the salary? For now, $500 but later it can go up to $1000 a Ok, I'll come later then
Girls Want men who can make them laugh and feel safe
Me and my girlfriend are so different I exist, she doesn't
I finally found a boy worth keeping, and he was disguised as my best friend the whole time! :)
But I love you Prove it
When he comes back into your life saying he's a changed man
Every guy thinks every girls’ dream is to find the perfect guy. Pshh, every girls’ dream is to eat w
Finally, iphone7 has been released. I am planning to buy one. Which organs human body doesn't need i
Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They laugh and call you something even more of
99% 'LOL's are written with this expression
When a customer wants to speak to the manager and the manager tells them the exact same thing you di
Looking at your pictures with people you used to be friends with
Waiting for crush to reply me
This is how you feel inside when she says you're like brother to her
College Fresh Man vs Final Year
When you're the first one of your friends with a license
A quiet man is a thinking man A quiet woman is usually mad
Congratulations what is it? Food
“Technology makes us antisocial"
"Jen, you were right. She was weird as fuck and made me adopt a bunch of kids. We're done so hit me
4 things that Make me Mad
When you first meet her vs when you get to know her
We all have that one friend that walks into your house like it's their home
When your crush gets ina relationship & you act like you are happy for them
When you sleep over but your friend goes to bed without giving you a blanket
What? If I die tell him I loved her
Being called cute all the time But you're still single...
This guy spent 20000 euros to look like David Beckham
Hey baby im jus chillin if you wanna come over.. she gave you the wrong number brotha
His head brighter than my future
WHEN YOU FINISH THE TEST EARLY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHIT
Don't tell me you miss me Tell me you're outside with tacos
How I look when I dance
A Gun to ur Head and u have 1 Phone call if they answer u die if they don't u are Free.
This could be us But | hate running & you don't exist
Me She K
Dear Girls, If a boy pauses his game just to text you back. Marry him!
After she laughs at 3 of your jokes back to back
How your girl wakes you up when she has a dream you were cheating
When you’ve been playing videogames all week and now you have to do something she likes
When you tell him "i hate you leave me alone" and he respond “stfu what you wanna eat?"
Anyone else get cute texts like this?
Beyoncé was so into what Jay Z was doing she started eating her drink
House goals when you fucking hate everyone
Boys Keypad Girls Keypad
No One Can Steal Your Girl, They Can Only Take Your Hoe.
My mom died a year before | was born so | never got to meet her but | take flowers to her grave ever
Did you know? The best person in your life the one who comes first in your mind after reading this
Interviewer: "Are you a risk taker?" Him: [pulls up her ig and likes a photo from 6 months ago] In
I want a relationship as strong as her pants
What is the most irritating reply ? Hmmmm lol k Whatever AWwWww
When bae texts first Stop telling your friends we're a thing
Sorry wrong person What kind of conversations are you having
Both of these girls are 13...
With feet that big she don't need a car...two steps and that bitch should be at her destination
With make up Without make up
No Female wants her man being “Bestfriend”? with another bitch.
Her inbox after she changes from "In A Relationship’ to single
